<<timedgoto "title11" 0.8s>>\n<<stopsound $neon>>\n<<playsound $static>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
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\n@@font-size:250%;[[*|games]]@@\n\n<<fadeoutsound $ines>>
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\n\n\n\n[["...and humans shall cometh to thy bag and feast upon its bounties"|FOT]]\n\n\n\n@@font-size:15%;color:white;font-family:Pontano Sans;Made by [[PaperBlurt|https://twitter.com/paperblurt]] | More texts in the [[Twine Album|http://thetwinealbum.paperblurt.com/]] | other [[credits|credit]]@@\n@@font-size:12%;color:white;font-family:Pontano Sans;(sound and music is used in this cacophony)@@\n
<<if $pain>>Ines has never climbed stairs this fast. She heads out into the hallway and out through the front door. At first the sun blinds her eyes. They hurt, but she welcomes that pain at the same time as she puts her hand over Alberto's eyes. He's never seen the sun before. She stands up, and runs toward the street. If her memory serves her right, there's a bus stop a few minutes away. She's right. She thinks she's right anyway. She hopes and yearns for it to be true...<<else>>"Give me the key."\nMr. Turner holds it up, puts it in his mouth, swallows, and smiles.\n"So I guess you are stuck here."\nHe starts to get up, but Ines slams his body with her own, making him crash into the wall. She rips strips from her own, already ripped skirt and quickly ties his hands before he comes to.\n"So what are you gonna do now?"\nShe grabs the chair and hits it against the wall so one leg comes off. She takes the leg and grinds it against the floor until the end gets somewhat sharp. This is the first time she has seen fear in Mr. Turner's eyes.<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i25]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
<<if $pain>>She stops at the bus stop. She has no watch so she doesn't know when a bus will show up. But to keep running isn't an option. Now she realizes that Alberto is crying, and starts to hug him instead of carrying him. She escapes into his arms and starts to cry and feel both safe and scared at the same time. She doesn't even notice the bus coming up behind her.\n"Are you getting on?"<<else>>Ines is used to gutting animals from back home, but never humans. But Mr. Turner isn't human. She thrusts the makeshift stake into his belly and Mr. Turner screams beyond anything she's ever heard before. He's become painfully aware that Ines had something in her he couldn't expect. She digs a hole and starts gutting him, trying to find the key. It's hard and metal so she squeezes the stomach and intenstines. All she hear are Mr. Turner's screams and Alberto, who's started to cry.<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i26]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
String.prototype.unDash = function()\n{\n var s = this.split("-");\n if(s.length > 1)\n for(var t=1; t < s.length; t++)\n s[t] = s[t].substr(0,1).toUpperCase() + s[t].substr(1);\n return s.join("");\n};\n
<<if $pain>>She takes Alberto's hand and gets on.\n"1.50"\nShe freezes. She has no money.\n"I have no money, I'm sorry. Please? We must get away from here"\nBefore the bus driver says anything, Alberto gives him a fiver.\n"Oh, thank you little boy!"\nInes looks at his son who looks up.\n"Where did you get the money, Alberto?"\n"Dad gave it to me for being such a brave boy."\nThey ride the bus, quiet, holding hands, no hate, just love...\n\n[[onwards|endpain]]<<else>>After a few minutes she feels something hard inside of Mr. Turner. She manages to dig it out and before Mr. Turner passes out she shows it to him. She stands up and walks over to the sink to wash off the blood. She changes her clothes so she'll not scare Alberto. When she walks towards the door, she stops. She turns and goes back to her bed. She lifts up the mattress and takes the Starbucks gift card with her. Then she leaves, locking the door behind her. Unlocking the door in front of her.\n\n[[onwards|i27]]<<endif>>\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThrough my small, pressure-proof window and the somewhat distorted camera, I saw fish. Dying fish, floating towards the bottom, slowly, like leaves. In a massive quantity. At first hundreds, then thousands. They passed by the submarine on the ledge and continued on further down.\n\n[[But it didn't stop there|d9]]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAfter a while, larger animals passed by me on the way to their graves: Sharks, eels, manta-rays.\nThe most impressive and horrifying scene was a group of whales. All dead. Enormous bodies--I'd say twenty of them--fell by me. One crashed on the other side of the submarine.\nI can see its lifeless eye if I look out the window.\n\n[[The scene is recorded, but I'd doubt anyone else will see it.|d10]]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAbout an hour after the submarine failed and I crashed into the ledge, I lost contact with the surface. Static made it hard to hear what they said before we lost contact, and then it suddenly stopped.\n\nMaybe 15 minutes after that...[[it began|d8]]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMaybe Bendrix knows more about what's going on. I haven't had any radio contact with the surface for two hours. I'd guess I only have one, maybe one and a half hours of air left. But since that little annoying crack is letting water in, I might drown or die from hypothermia before that.\n\n[[It's fun to not knowing what'll kill me. Maybe I could start a raffle?|d5]]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt somehow feels important to write down my sightings: I can't help but fear the worst about what might be happening above.\nThe submarine is on a ledge and I have to sit still so it won't tip over. The added pressure would crack the craft in half.\nThat's also somethingthing Bendrix and I talked about. My travels contain enormous pressure and his journeys lack pressure completely. How odd [[life can turn out|d6]].
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI found this pen and paper as I rummaged through my equipment.\nIt won't save me--it's just a way to scribble down my last thoughts.\n\nThey told me a one-man journey was foolish. But I don't see how one more passenger would've made it any easier to die this slowly.\n\n[[And this was what I yearned for.|d3]]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI like being alone. That's why the ocean calls to me. Just me and the fish. The coral and the unfathomable amounts of water. I can't but help to think about Bendrix. He's in space now. Floating in that vast blackness.\n\nWe've always found it funny: He seeks to go as far away from earth as possible and my goal [[is to come closer to it|d4]].
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 1s>>So here I sit...waiting in this submarine.\nThis vessel that's slowly transforming into my own personal metal coffin.\n\n[[That annoying little crack in the hull is like a scab that fails at keeping the blood in.|d2]]\n\n<<endtimedinsert>>
<<if $one>>\nYou kill Ines by jumping in front of a car...<<endif>> <<if $two>>You kill Ines by drowning...<<endif>> <<if $three>>You kill Ines by hanging...<<endif>> <<if $four>>You kill Ines by jumping off a building...<<endif>> <<if $five>>You kill Ines by slitting the wrists...<<endif>> <<if $six>>You kill Ines by drinking the stuff under the kitchen sink...<<endif>>\n\n[[once more|inesX]]\n\n@@font-size:200%;[[*|games]]@@
@@opacity:0.4;Come to Bag@@\n<<timedgoto "title2" 1s>>\n\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
@@font-family:courier;font-size:85%;You want to <<replace "be eaten by Kevin">><<set $eat = true>><<timedgoto "g38" 0s>><<endreplace>> / <<replace "spend your life with Kevin">><<set $life = true>><<timedgoto "g38" 0s>><<endreplace>> / <<replace "kill Kevin">><<set $kill = true>><<timedgoto "g38" 0s>><<endreplace>>@@\n\nOk yeah, that really calm my nerves.\nI'm drawing a blank here man, what the fuck\nshould we do?
\nShe enters a basement where she sees a staircase.\nShe climbs it, letting Alberto walk on his own as this is the first time he's ever climbed stairs. Almost with pride, she exits the basement into the hallway and then out the front door.\n\nThe sun feels so warm on her skin...\n\n"What is that yellow thing?" Alberto asks and points to the sky...\n\n[[onwards|endpain]]\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\nHey thanks. Now just bend down and focus\ncompletely on the floor and the pen.\nDon't mind me.\n<<timedgoto "gkill2" 3s>>
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bum.png]]\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:25%;The homeless man on the street is already dead.\nWhy have you been throwing coins at him?@@@@font-size:50%;\n[[*|games]]@@\n<<timedgoto "games" 0s>>\n<<stopsound $street>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
Come to Bag
\nInes already know what it is.\nNot exactly but the gist of it.\nShe feel such hate now towards Mr. Turner and even though you'll\nregret it you slowly place the gift on the floor.\nMr. Turner's eyes turn black.\n"Oh 14, you'll regret that"\nHe closes the door behind him and Ines closes her eyes...\n\n[[onwards|i17]]\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@ <<set $pain = true>>
\nI don't know.\n[[Who are you?|g8]]
\nWhat? So you didn't know?\nAnd then suddenly you did?\n[[How come?|g7]]
\nNo wait.\nI'm Kevin!\n<<timedgoto "g6" 2s>>
@@font-family:courier;font-size:85%;You are [[Kevin|g5]]@@\n\nUmm...\nI don't know.\n
\n\nUmm...\nI don't know.\n<<timedgoto "g4" 2s>>
\nHi!\n[[Who are you?|g3]]
\n<<timedinsert 1.5s>>[[Hey man!|g2]]<<endtimedinsert>>
\n[[Ah crap...|g34]]
@@font-family: courier;font-size:85%;You are [[Todd|g10]]@@\n\nI'm...\nI'm...somebody.\nI don't know either.
\n\nI'm...\nI'm...somebody.\nI don't know either.\n<<timedgoto "g9" 3s>>
\n@@font-family:arial black;[[tell me all about your problems, I'll understand|list1]]@@<<stopsound $chega>> <<stopsound $bar>> <<stopsound $static>> <<stopsound $street>> <<stopsound $mail>> <<stopsound $lena>> <<stopsound $berg>> <<stopsound $aqua>> <<stopsound $nurt>> <<stopsound $ines>> <<stopsound $shib>> <<stopsound $fart>> <<stopsound $fart2>> <<stopsound $shot>> <<stopsound $dying>> <<stopsound $neon>> <<stopsound $pred>> <<stopsound $disco>> <<stopsound $click>>
@@font-family:courier;font-size:85%;You want to eat [[Todd|g33]]@@\n\nWell I didn't knew until just now.\nSo yeah. Hope this won't ruin\nour friendship.
As she started to finish up she heard a voice behind her.\n"Are you Ines?"\nShe turned around to find Mr. Turner there. She felt nervous: She didn't know how long he'd stood there. Watching her. \n"Yes. Mr. Turner."\nHe pointed with both thumbs to his face.\n"Call me Steve."\n"Okay."\n"So, are you done for the day soon? Do you have many houses left?"\n"No, last one."\n\n[[onwards|i8]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $six = false>>
\nNo just relax.\nI'm not that hungry.\nBut it's hard to...\n[[you know...control myself|g36]]
\nHey man.\nIs this working?\n[[Can I keep the shoes?|gnaked2]]
\n"Ah crap" what?\nI'm getting worried man.\n[[Should I worry?|g35]]
Mailbox Discrepancy<<timedgoto "mailbox" 3s>>\n<<stopsound $chega>> <<stopsound $bar>> <<stopsound $static>> <<stopsound $street>> <<stopsound $mail>> <<stopsound $lena>> <<stopsound $berg>> <<stopsound $aqua>> <<stopsound $nurt>> <<stopsound $ines>> <<stopsound $shib>> <<stopsound $fart>> <<stopsound $fart2>> <<stopsound $shot>> <<stopsound $dying>> <<stopsound $neon>> <<stopsound $pred>> <<stopsound $disco>> <<stopsound $click>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
\nWhat? So you're a cannibal that works\nat a <<if $burger>>burger joint, flipping burgers?<<endif>><<if $gas>>gas station selling fucking condoms?<<endif>><<if $farm>>farm, milking cows and stuff?<<endif>>\n[[And you didn't say this like immediately?|g31]]\n
\n\n\nFall was coming, but the summer heat lingered.\nWe followed the little path; we felt like regular explorers as we embarked on this miniature journey through this unknown landscape.\n\nWe spooked each other and made owl noises, as one does, I guess--even though we've been "adult" for many years.\n\n[[Not far into the forest, we could see some lights.|mailbox3]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\n\nThe lights turned out to be a bunch of houses.\n\nWe saw them from afar and made up stories about how a cult lived in the houses and that tunnels beneath the ground connected them all.\n\nAt night, they went down their cellars and joined in a big, underground hall where they sacrificed animals and virgins.\n\nAs we got closer, we realized that the only connection the small community had with the "outside" world was a small road--[[the forest surrounded the entire area|mailbox4]].\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\nWe walked among the houses, and peeked into the windows, but we didn't see a soul. Living rooms were lit, and maybe a TV was flickering, but no people.\n\nThe feeling of being a confident adult started to fade and we felt liked spooked kids who'd seen an inappropriate movie with too much blood.\n\nWe started to long for another human being, but all we had were clean cars, empty houses, dirty bikes and maybe a broken lawnmower.\n\n[[We decided to head for the road leading back to civilization.|mailbox5]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\nAs we passed by one of the house, I looked at the mailbox.\nOn it was the same last name as my friend.\n\nI mentioned that it was quite a coincidence, as my friend had a rather unusual last name.\n\nBut he became serious and looked at me with a question upon his lips.\n\n"What do you mean," he asked me. Before I had the time to reply, he continued:\n\n[["This is where I live."|mailbox6]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\nAt first I laughed as I thought we'd begun joking and scaring each other again, but his face told me that this was not the case.\n\nHe opened the small gate and walked onto the lawn.\n\n"Are you coming?" he asked.\n\nA small part of me still thought we were joking, but another part realized we weren't.\n\nI followed him, and just as I was about to ask if this //was// a joke, the front door opened and an older man stepped out.\n\n[["Ah there you are. Dinner is ready!"|mailbox7]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\nI went inside together with my friend.\n\nThe older man patted my friend on the back and introduced himself as my friend's dad.\n\nInside the kitchen, at the table, sat a woman and a young girl.\n\n"Oh, you brought a friend", the woman said.\n\n"What is this?" I whispered in my friend's ear.\n\n"Meatloaf," he responded.\n\n[[I sat down at the table and felt paralyzed.|mailbox8]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]
\nWe ate a good meal. Some small talk occurred.\nBut mostly I just sat there, watching my friend who seemed to fit right in. My friend didn't live here. I'd been to his house before.\n\nI didn't recognize any of these people.\n\nAfter dinner, we had some dessert. I was offered coffee which I declined. And after that, my friend told me that it was getting late. The other three people at the table agreed. I thanked them for the meal, got up, and hugged my friend in the hallway.\n\n"Do you live here?!", I asked, somewhat panicked.\n"Yes! What's the matter with you?"\n\n[[I didn't answer but instead put on my jacket...and left.|mailbox9]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\nAs I left, I saw my friend sitting in the living room with the rest of the people inside the house.\n\nI found my way back to the small path through the forest, but saw no one else in any of the other houses.\n\nI didn't know what to believe or think.\nI felt calm and horrified at the same time.\n\nHow far did we walk? Had I mixed up where my friend lived?\n\nWhen I came out on the other side of the forest I went home and spent a weary night in bed, unable to sleep.\n\nThe next day I went back to the house, [[but nobody was home.|mailbox10]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\n\nOk yeah, that really calm my nerves.\nI'm drawing a blank here man, what the fuck\nshould we do?\n<<timedgoto "g37" 4s>>\n
\n<<if $eat>>[[How do you mean?|g40]]<<endif>>\n<<if $life>>No, or like I didn't plan to, maybe later.\n[[How come?|g40]]<<endif>>\n<<if $kill>>I don't know really. Haven't tried.\nBut I don't think so. [[Why?|g40]]<<endif>>
Come to Bag\n\n<<timedgoto "static3" 0.2s>>\n<<playsound $neon>>\n<<stopsound $static>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
Come to Bag\n@@font-size:35%;font-family:megrim;a cacophony@@\n\n<<timedgoto "static4" 4s>>\n<<playsound $neon>>\n<<stopsound $static>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
\n<<if $eat>>Ok I think we can work this out...<<endif>>\n<<if $life>>You're not gonna leave right?\nCause that would like end me.<<endif>>\n<<if $kill>>Do you have fast reflexes or know karate?<<endif>>\n\n[[...|g39]]
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\n<<if $pain>>She wakes up. Her arm hurts like never before and almost makes her forget about the bleeding nose and stomach pain. Alberto is gone! The door is closed and she doesn't know what to do. This is the first time since she came here that she's truly panicked and afraid.<<else>>Mr. Turner seems to be out of it. Ines quickly stands up and grabs Alberto under one arm like a suitcase. She runs to the door and steps over the threshold for the first time. She looks behind her shoulder and takes one last look at the room before closing the door behind her and locking it.<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i22]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n@@font-size:350%;[[*|games]]@@\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>\n<<fadeoutsound $lena>>\n
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bumloop3.gif]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:55%;font-weight:bold;[[THROW A COIN!|b5]]@@<<timedgoto "bum4" 0.5s>>
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bumloop4.gif]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:55%;font-weight:bold;[[THROW A COIN!|b5]]@@<<timedgoto "b6" 0.5s>>
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bum.png]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:35%;font-weight:bold;You seem to be struggling. Do you want a hint? [[Y|bhint]]/[[N|bum]]@@
<<timedgoto "title9" 0.2s>>\n\n<<stopsound $neon>>\n<<playsound $static>>\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bumloop.gif]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:55%;font-weight:bold;[[THROW A COIN!|b3]]@@<<timedgoto "bum2" 0.5s>>
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bumloop2.gif]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:55%;font-weight:bold;[[THROW A COIN!|b4]]@@<<timedgoto "bum3" 0.5s>>
\n<<if $pain>>She doesn't know what day it is, how long she was out, or if Alberto is all right. She walks back and forth for an hour until she hears the key turning. She grabs the chair, holding it over her aching body. She is ready to strike, but stops herself: It's Alberto who walks through the door. Mr. Turner is close behind him and grabs the chair from her, punches her gut, which in turn scares Alberto, who screams. Mr. Turner turns his back to Ines...<<else>>A small, clastrophobic tunnel goes from the now locked door to a door that hopefully leads to her freedom. Alberto still acts as her suitcase - dangling from under her arm. The door is closed, and, of course, locked with a key. The key must be on Mr. Turner. She needed to head back. Back to that dark, dark place where she's spent so much time. A place she never thought she'd leave...<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i23]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
\nWell. This is interesting.\n[[Really interesting|g28]]
\n\n\nOk...Then I guess...\n<<timedgoto "g25" 2s>>
@@font-family:courier;font-size:85%;You are a [[cannibal|g26]]@@\n\n\nOk...Then I guess...\n
@@font-family:courier;font-size:85%;<<replace "yes">><<set $yes = true>><<timedgoto "g23" 0s>><<endreplace>> / <<replace "no">><<set $no = true>><<timedgoto "g23" 0s>><<endreplace>>@@\n\nUmmm...
\n\n\n<<if $yes>>Yeah I could eat<<endif>><<if $no>>Naw I'm good<<endif>>\n<<timedgoto "g24" 1.5s>>
\nWhoa dude, what happened there?!\nYou were like really stressed and\nthen you just went all "zen" on me!\n[[What's up with that?|g21]]
\n\n<<timedinsert 1s>>A Vast Space of Loneliness\n\n <<endtimedinsert>>\n <<timedgoto "s1" 6s>>\n<<stopsound $chega>> <<stopsound $bar>> <<stopsound $static>> <<stopsound $street>> <<stopsound $mail>> <<stopsound $lena>> <<loopsound $berg>> <<stopsound $aqua>> <<stopsound $nurt>> <<stopsound $ines>> <<stopsound $shib>> <<stopsound $fart>> <<stopsound $fart2>> <<stopsound $shot>> <<stopsound $dying>> <<stopsound $neon>> <<stopsound $pred>> <<stopsound $disco>> <<stopsound $click>>\n\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
<<stopsound $chega>> <<stopsound $bar>> <<stopsound $static>> <<stopsound $street>> <<stopsound $mail>> <<stopsound $lena>> <<stopsound $berg>> <<stopsound $aqua>> <<stopsound $nurt>> <<stopsound $ines>> <<stopsound $shib>> <<stopsound $fart>> <<stopsound $fart2>> <<stopsound $shot>> <<stopsound $dying>> <<stopsound $neon>> <<stopsound $pred>> <<stopsound $disco>> <<stopsound $click>>\n<<timedgoto "ines" 0s>>
\nWhat? What do you mean?\nWhat's [[interesting|g29]]?
\nWell apparently I'm\na cannibal! Did not know that at all!\n[[Weird|g30]] as hell really.\n
Lazy Bum\n\n[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bum.png]]\n\n@@font-family:Unkempt;font-size:55%;font-weight:bold;[[THROW A COIN!|b3]]@@
\n\n\n\n@@color:grey;<<timedinsert 1s>><<timedremove 3s>>Fear of Twine<<endtimedremove>><<endtimedinsert>>@@\n@@color:grey;font-size:50%;<<timedinsert 1s>><<timedremove 3s>>presents<<endtimedremove>><<endtimedinsert>>@@\n<<timedgoto "title" 6s>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.8;font-size:120%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo there she sat...again.\nSleeping on the subway at 5.42 p.m.\nThis wasn't the first time.\nA couple of weeks ago, this wasn't a regular occurrence.\nBut something had happened.\nShe seldom came in to work anymore.\nShe just [[slept|lady3]].\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
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\n\n@@font-family:Loved by the king;font-size:120%;Earth is as dark as a used bulb. Kline: I hope you are all right. One day, mankind might find my pod...\n\n[[If mankind still exists...|s13]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\n@@font-family:Loved by the king;font-size:120%;I know it's coming. I feel like I've gone mad; I can't stop looking out at the once bright shining earth as it grows black. My pod drifts further and further away and the earth's gravitational pull does nothing for me now. [[Where will I end up?|s12]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\n@@font-family:Loved by the king;font-size:120%;I haven't written anything for 30 minutes. Since my pod went dark, I now scribble down stuff inside my suit.\n[[Documenting my sightings is what keeps me from thinking about my imminent death|s11]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
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\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 1.5s>>One night, my friend and I went for a walk.\nThere was this forest near my apartment and we've never gone in there.\n\nAt the end of a cul-de-sac, the forest began and a small path was visible.\n\n[[We decided to enter the forest that night.|mailbox2]]\n<<loopsound $mail>>\n<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 1.5s>>\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.3;font-size:80%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<endtimedinsert>>
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<<timedreplace .35s>>And he rolled down the driveway,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nfeeling the soft,<<gains>><<gains>>\nexquisite bruise<<gains>><<gains>>\nof gravel.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>In the street,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nseven-year-old Jenny Usburn was playing <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwith a model rocket<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nshe had begged her parents for.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>She had put it together--<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\n--poorly<<gains>><<gains>>\nbut spiritedly,<<gains>><<gains>>\nand all by herself--<<gains>><<gains>>\n--but would never know if it would fly,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>as,<<gains>><<gains>>\nfearful of the possible burns,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nthey never quite managed to find the time<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nto go to the store<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>to buy the tiny canisters<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nof rocket fuel<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nneeded to launch it<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ninto the sky.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Jenny was the first person he had seen<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ntransform from a pink newborn<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ninto a child,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>by the time<<gains>><<gains>>\nhe left for college, <<gains>><<gains>>\nshe would be about ten,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand he wondered<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nat the metamorphoses<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nof life.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>How a young man<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ncan turn into a grape<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\novernight<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>or a baby<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ninto an adult--<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\n--this newfound existence<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwas inspiring in him<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nan interest in philosophy<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe had never had before.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU7">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>Cheered, he rolled over to Jenny,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand said, "Hey,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ncool rocket."<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Jenny screamed.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>The existence of a giant talking grape<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwas too much for her.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Animal instinct <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ntook over,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand she immediately grabbed the rocket<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand stabbed the grape<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>over<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand over<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand over<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nagain<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nuntil it was nothing<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nbut a pile<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nof sticky,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ncloying pulp.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU8">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>One day, in bed,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe cried,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nto Heaven,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>\n"God,<<gains>><<gains>>\nif you're out there,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwhy did you make me a head?<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Is this some kind of<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nbig fuck you<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nfrom the universe?<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>You owe me.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>I wish I weren't just a head.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>I don't care what,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>but I don't want to just be a head any more."<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>When he woke up,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe was transformed<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ninto a giant grape.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU5">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>"Well," he said,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\n"serves me right for not being specific."<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Feeling optimistic--<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\n--he //did// get what he wished for,<<gains>><<gains>>\nafter all--<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe set out<<gains>><<gains>>\nto explore life<<gains>><<gains>>\nas a grape.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>It was a Spring Saturday,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nthe birds chirping.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\ntrees starting to bloom,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>ordinarily a hay fever<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwould start building up<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nin his nose,<<gains>><<gains>>\nand try blowing your nose<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwhen you're just a head,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>but today,<<gains>><<gains>>\nas a grape,<<gains>><<gains>>\nhe had no problems.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>The breeze felt cool on his bare skin,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\na soft condensation fogging him,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand he thought,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nyou know,<<gains>><<gains>>\nmaybe there's something to this.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>Maybe God,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nin His infinite wisdom,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nknows best.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU6">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>It was a scientific curiosity:<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>By all counts,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nthe baby was healthy, <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nas the weeks went on he proved to be curious,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>his cognitive development was on schedule,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nperhaps slightly advanced but nothing prodigy level,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe began to speak at the right time,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nobviously he never learned to crawl or walk,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>but he managed this sort of rolling motion,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nas the months went on getting mastery of stairs,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nnecessity being the mother of invention:<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>The boy's ears grew large and muscular,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand he managed a sort of //bounce//.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>For a while his parents attached him to a doll's body,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand would take him around town in a stroller.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nBut he grew bigger,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand willful,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>and they couldn't blame him <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nif he refused to be carted around town like an infant.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>And so he accompanied them on walks,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nor rolls, rather,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhis mother carrying him home in her arms<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwhen he got tired.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU3">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>He was homeschooled,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nbut he was a teenager,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe decided enough was enough.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>He begged,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nhe pleaded,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nfinally he reasoned,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand his parents decided,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nwell,<<gains>><<gains>>\nwe can always take him out if things get tough.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>They did.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>If he were noticed at all, <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nit was to be kicked,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nor mocked.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>\nHe tried.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>He had a quick smile,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nan eagerness to please.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nTeachers loved him.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>He grew isolated.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nFurther alone.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU4">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>So this couple,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nthey had a baby,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nand,<<gains>><<gains>>\nit was really exciting--<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>--their first child,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nthey'd been wanting a kid for a while,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nbut there was a problem,<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>a condition, <<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>a sort of birth defect:<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>>\nThe baby only had a head.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>No arms,<<gains>><<gains>>\nno legs,<<gains>><<gains>>\nno body,<<gains>><<gains>>\njust a head.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<goto "FU2">><<endtimedreplace>>
<<timedreplace .35s>>The moral <<gains>><<gains>>of the story <<gains>><<gains>>is:<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>><<gains>><<gains>>Quit <<gains>>while <<gains>>you're <<gains>>a <<gains>>head.<<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<gains>><<becomes>>[[*|games]]<<endtimedreplace>>
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@@opacity:0;f@@@@opacity:0.3;font-family:arial;font-size:75%;[[*|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfillingfillingfillin@@<<timedinsert 0s>>Mm-hm...<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>\n\n<<timedgoto "list5" 3s>>
@@opacity:0;f@@@@opacity:0.3;font-family:arial;font-size:75%;[[*|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfillingfillingfilli@@<<timedinsert 0s>>Uh-huh<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>\n\n<<timedgoto "list2" 4.5s>>
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\nInes opens the present and it's a gift certificate to Starbucks.\nMr. Turner laughs that evil laugh he has.\nThis isn't the first time she's gotten something like this.\nShe already has a pile of stuff she'll probably never use:\n\nBackpack\nRoller skates\nWinter jacket\nA blank VHS tape\n\n[[onwards|i17]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
<<timedgoto "lady2" 1s>>
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[img[https://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/disco1.gif]] @@opacity:0.2;font-size:90%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<timedinsert 4s>>\n>><<timedreplace 2s>>I love this song!<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;WHAT?!<<becomes>>I LOVE THIS SONG!!<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;Yeah it's all right<<becomes>>All right? Fuck you!<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;It's too much "jam"<<becomes>>What does that mean?<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;You know like "let's jam"<<becomes>>YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CLUB!<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;So?<<becomes>>Of course it's jam-like<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;Have you seen Donna?<<becomes>>Don't change the subject!<<becomes>>@@opacity:0;fillingfillingfillingfilling@@ @@color:#5EF5F0;OK! 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\n<<if $eat>>Cause like right now I got the urge\nto be eaten by you. [[It's weird and convenient|g41]]<<endif>>\n<<if $life>>No I don't want that. I'd like for us to spend\nour entire lives together. [[Like 24/7|g41]]<<endif>>\n<<if $kill>>No reason really. Oh it looks like\nI dropped my pen. [[Can you pick it up?|g41]]<<endif>>\n
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.8;font-size:120%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOn the train, as she slept, she dreamt of Africa.\nAngels. A bird called Immi that she had as a child.\nAnd about food she was about to cook. The train pulled\ninto the depot and she was left there. [[Sleeping|lady7]].\n<html>\n<style>\nbody {overflow:hidden}\n</style>\n</html>
\nYeah.\nYou too.\n[[Bon appetite|guysend]]
\nYeah. No problem.\nHey Todd...\n[[Nice knowing you|gnaked3]]
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\nSomething seems to be happening. Seeing the rubble from the asteroid still passing me by...I'd guess that the asteroid has hit earth. I can't see where. A huge area just went dark all of a sudden. That's all I can tell. Now...suddenly it seems like my pod has [[gone black too|s10]].\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
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\nThis log will probably be the only recollection of the events that took place up here. Houston had misread the asteroid's velocity and trajectory, which seems weird: Could the asteroid have altered this on its own? We only had a few minutes to evacuate.\n\n[[And that was not enough.|s4]]\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\nThe escape pod carrying me seems to be shrinking by the moment. My colleagues and...friends didn't make it. We got hit.\n\nAt approximately 1200 hours, Houston warned us about the very asteroid we were up here to study.\n\n[[How can so many scientists be wrong at the same time?|s3]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n\n"A vast space of loneliness."\nI’ve never written anything as pretentious as that.\nBut that's what space is like.\n[[And since I've lost contact with Houston it's pretty accurate.|s2]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
<<if $pain>>Ines grabs the chair once more and slams it against Mr. Turner's back. He collapses on the floor. She grabs Alberto's hand and runs towards the door. She has no time to close it and instead just hurries towards the small tunnel she now sees for the first time. Another door is at the end. She prays to God that it'll be open, and it is! Mr. Turner must've forgotten to lock it. Ines stops for a few seconds to reorient herself. She's in a basement. A staircase leads up.<<else>>She heads back in, leaving Alberto outside.\n"Stay here, no matter what, you understand?" Alberto nods.\nShe walks in. Mr. Turner is still on the floor, but awake.\n"So you can't stand to be away from me, huh, 14?"\nHe seems incapacitated.\n"Give me the key!"\n"Oh that's right, you're still trapped. Yeah I, tried to take some precautions, so it's not that easy to get away. Probably would be best with a combination lock, but that can actually be cracked. Not like my big, sturdy padlock."<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i24]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\nThis must be the longest distance we've been from each other. We even spent one night with some beers and our brains, calculating the exact distance.\n[[If you ever read this, Kline: "You pushed me to go further, all the way out in space. And still I thank you even in this situation..."|s8]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\nI think about Kline.\nI know he's my best friend, but I've never understood water. He argues that it's safer than space at least; every time he does that I start humming the Jaws theme. I miss that. I miss him.\n[[We joked about going on both of our missions at the same time.|s7]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.2;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
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"So you have family here too?"\n"No, back home, son and sister"\n"Oh, so you are here alone? You live alone too?"\nInes didn't really have her own home. She spent some nights in an apartment where some of the other cleaners lived, and some times in a cheap motel or maybe at the church.\n"Yes I live alone".\n"Isn't it scary to be that alone? Like if you'd disappear, nobody would care, or try to find you?"\nInes didn't know what to say. Mr. Turner was simply weird.\n\n[[onwards|i10]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
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<<timedinsert 1s>>//August 5th, 1983//\n\nInes never "borrowed" any videos or books like some of the other cleaners did. She didn't come to this country to steal, but to earn money.\n\n[[onwards|i2]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<endtimedinsert>> <<set $one = true>>
Because she didn't act and live like her colleagues, she wasn't someone they spoke to. Her life and background were uninteresting and Ines almost immediatly became like a ghost. Wandering among others without being seen. Perhaps it was because the others felt she judged them. Which she did...\n\n[[onwards|i4]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $two = false>> <<set $three = true>>
Her colleagues would take a book here, a laser disc there, and maybe even "borrow" some clothes on Fridays to party in during the weekend. Ines was a bit older and seldom "partied". Alcohol had not treated her well in her old life...\n\n[[onwards|i3]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $one = false>> <<set $two = true>>
Every day is the same: first stop is at the Smiths, then the Clarksons, then McDonalds, Joergensens, then a quick lunch on foot as she walks/runs to the next seven houses. The hours are long and the work is hard and without breaks. Once she took a banana from the Voight residence. She felt bad for it, but it was either that or pass out and then miss her schedule and lose her job.\n\n[[onwards|i6]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $four = false>> <<set $five = true>>
America wasn't a huge Disneyland. It was a way for her to take care of her son back home. A lonely son now living with his aunt, perhaps not even remembering Ines. In debt, alone with a abusive ex-husband behind her and an already aching body, she crossed the border. Slave labor is slave labor, it just pays better here.\n\n[[onwards|i5]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $three = false>> <<set $four = true>>
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The last house for the day is actually one of the smaller ones. But it belongs to a Mr. Turner. There are no traces of kids or love life in that house. No love at all. The first time Ines visited it, she went cold. It felt more like a storage unit than a home. Sadly. Ines entered the home, put down her stuff, and took a deep breath. The good thing was that it was the last house and she didn't have to rush it...\n\n[[onwards|i7]]\n[[suicide|suicide]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@<<set $five = false>> <<set $six = true>>
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\nI don't have a job.\nWhat? Why?!\n[[This is weird Kevin|g17]]
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<<timedinsert 1s>>//March 3rd, 1990//\n\nA new decade has just started. Ines celebrated New Years giving birth while Mr. Turner entertained guests upstairs.\nHe came down, drunk, a few minutes after midnight and saw the baby.\nHe laughed and cried at the same time. It was hard to know whether he was glad or furious.\nShe both love and hate the child. It has done nothing wrong but it's...his.\n\n[[onwards|i20]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<endtimedinsert>>
\nTime goes by so slow.\nSometimes Mr. Turner provides her with a book or some magazine.\nBut most often she just sit there. Sometimes she sing, or try to relive fun memories.\n\nBut often, in the middle of a daydream, Ines hears his footsteps above. She has tried to figure out what room is above hers and it must be the toilet. She can hear him pee sometimes...\n\n[[onwards|i19]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
<<timedinsert 1s>>//December 25th, 1987//\n\nThe key is turned. That sound will probably haunt her for the rest of her life. Mr. Turner more or less only have two moods:\nJolly or Hateful/Angry/Full of rage/Violent.\n\nShe hopes for the first.\n\n[[onwards|i16]]\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<endtimedinsert>>
\nMr. Turner won't change is mind anyways. She realizes what this is and it's not un-heard off back home. Better to keep quiet.\n"Good. You accept it. We're gonna be friends you and I, I can tell!"\n("no we won't")\n"Well I'm gonna leave you at peace for now. Oh that's right to keep it a bit easier for me I'm gonna call you "14". I hope that's OK with you.\nInes is scared beyond her life but nods quitely...and she keeps nodding until the door closes\n\n[[onwards|i15]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\n<<if $pain>>Her arm is broken, again.\nTwo years ago he broke it and it had to grow back without any adjustment so now it doesn't bend right. But now it's 364 days until next Christmas. But in between there's birthdays, Mothers' Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving - basically a complete hell.<<else>>Ines wakes up the day after Christmas.\nIt's 364 days until the next one, and that feels good. She look at the Starbucks gift card and feel somewhat invigorated and strong.\n"I'll use that one day" she tells yourself, somewhat unsure how feasible that is.<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i18]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@
\nI don't know.\nI just feel calm.\n[[Hey are you hungry?|g22]]
<<timedinsert 1s>>//August 7th, 1983//\n\nShe woke up somewhere else. A small room without any windows. A fan in the ceiling and a small, naked bulb is the only thing she sees at first. The shock is settling in and she tries to remember what happened...was she drugged?\n\n[[onwards|i12]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<endtimedinsert>>
"My sister would search for me."\n"Yeah, but in this big country, and with no permanent address, I guess it would be impossible to find you?"\nInes knew he was right and felt small and sad in this big horrible world. He handed her the lemonade.\n"Here you go. Enjoy it."\nShe drank it quickly so that she could get out of there.\nMr. Turner mumbled. "Completely alone and nobody to find you or even ask for you. Perfect".\nThat last word echoed in her head as she fell to the ground...\n\n[[onwards|i11]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
\nShe sits down on the floor as she doesn't know what might have transpired on the mattress and the chair looks way dirtier than the floor for some reason.\nThe door opens and Mr. Turner stands there.\n"Welcome home"\n"I understand that this is quite the shock for you, but this IS your new home. You'll never leave! Don't cry. I hate it when they cry. I rather see you just accept it."\nInes keeps quiet...\n\n[[onwards|i14]]\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
\nYes! Mr. Turner drugged her. She can handle her alcohol. She truly can. She was somewhat famous for her tolerance back home. At her feet she sees a mattress, and there's a chair and a small sink. That's it. And a big, grey, heavy door...designed to keep someone in.\n\n[[onwards|i13]]\n\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
<<timedinsert 1s>>//June 5th, 1993//\n\nInes looks at the three year old playing on the floor.\nThe hate she once felt is stronger than ever. But the same goes for her love. The door opens and an angry Mr. Turner barges in.\n"There you are, 15!"\nInes has given the child a real name: Alberto.\nMr. Turner's eyes are fixated on Alberto and he takes a step towards him.\n\n[[block his way|block]]\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n<<endtimedinsert>>
\n<<if $pain>>Ines won't stand for this. No matter who Alberto is and what he reminds her of, Ines, proudly, stands up and gives Mr. Turner the evil eye. In return, he smiles and sees a strong woman that he desperately wants to break. He hits her arm, exactly where it got broken last time and kicks her repeatedly as she lies on the floor...<<else>>Ines rises and blocks Mr. Turner's way. Alberto shall not be harmed. She doesn't care who he is. Mr. Turner sees this as an opportunity to beat Ines more than usual. He swings his arms. but a quick dodge makes him miss and he falls to the ground, hitting his head on the chair...<<endif>>\n\n[[onwards|i21]]\n\n\n\n\n>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>@@opacity:0.4;font-size:70%;font-family:arial;[[x|games]]@@\n
\nMaybe it's not that bad after all.\n<<timedgoto "g20" 4s>>
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\n\nYeah. It's like I know I'm\nhere for sure, but I don't know\nanything at all. Creepy as hell.\n<<timedgoto "g18" 4s>>
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\n<<if $farm>>Yeah milking cows...I guess.<<endif>>\n<<if $gas>>Or maybe fixing cars?<<endif>>\n<<if $burger>>Maybe I run the place? Not sure.<<endif>>\n\n[[What do you do?|g15]]
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\nI'm Todd!\nNow I know.\nHow odd is that?\n[[So what do you do?|g11]]